This can all be yours!!!
After being in business for what seemed like two weeks, Robinson-Blakeney Motorsports (aka "That Israel Team") has shut down. The good news is you can own your very own piece of the dream, as the team's entire inventory is being auctioned off on Tuesday. Here's a preview from the auction's official website:
--Soap Dish Antenna--for those of you who like to catch Pakistani Westerns AND need a place to store your Ivory.
--Tungsten--help, I need Tungsten to live! TUNGSTEN!!!
--Quick Releases--you mean like drinking, porno, and weeping?
--Fire Bottle--I can't tell you how hard it is to bottle fire.
--Four Tier Cart--Sick and tired of not having enough room on your three-tier cart? Well have we got the item for you!
--Tin Snips--As in tin snips, tin snails, and tin puppy-dog tails.
--Carbon Fiber Breather--Breathe deeply through the cross-hatched interior that costs a bunch more.
--Bolt Bin--Maybe this is the best place to store used San Diego Chargers.
--Jack Stands--My dad has a cousin named Jack, and I think he can do a handstand. Nah, probably not the same guy.
--Nuts & Bolts--I like the idea of going to a major live auction and walking away with a bunch of random fasteners.
--2-1/2 Sway Bar--The hot new sitcom from CBS that I won't watch!
--Wiggins Fitting--WARNING: Only works on fit guys named Wiggins.