Longtime independent driver Timmy Hill showed immediate interest in claiming the “Busch Bounty” put up by Kevin Harvick to any Cup Series regular who can beat Kyle Busch in a Truck Series race. Today, in an exclusive interview with Spade Racing, Hill revealed his top-secret plan—an exploding piano meant to fell Busch before the race.
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“I got the idea watching old Looney Tunes cartoons”, Hill said. “What I’ll do is set-up a piano at driver introductions. I’ll claim that its a gift to Kyle from a local sponsor. But here’s the trick—I’ll have sheet music ON the piano that Kyle won’t be able to avoid!”
Hill continued to explain his fiendish plan with, “Once Kyle sits down to play ‘Those Endearing Young Charms’, the key he’ll have to press for the 9th and 10th notes will be rigged to set off an explosion! He won’t have a chance to win the race, and that bounty money will be MINE!”
Hill said that his exploding piano will not cause any permanent damage to Kyle Busch, but merely will make it difficult for him to drive that night in the Truck Series race.”
“Oh, I have no desire to hurt or maim anyone”, Hill assured us. “I have the brightest minds of my hometown of Port Tobacco, MD (EDITOR’S NOTE: Port Tobacco has a total population of 13) working day and night to make sure that the worst that will happen will be Kyle getting his hair blown back, and maybe some piano keys blowing into his mouth in a hilarious fashion.”
The bounty, available to any Cup Series regular who can beat Busch cleanly in any of his remaining four Truck Series races, has attracted the attention of such drivers as Kyle Larson and Chase Elliott. But Hill has claimed that his exploding piano trick will see HIM win the $100,000.
“My plan can’t fail!”, Hill exclaimed, before adding, “Well, unless Kyle can’t get the notes right. I hate it when that happens!”
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