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Multinational banking firm Chase (a division of JPMorganChase) has issued a statement clarifying that, despite the word “Chase” being used frequently in association with Nascar, they have no formal relationship with the sport.
“We at Chase Bank are happy to see our name out there, but we wanted to set the record straight”, the statement read. “We love motorsports as much as any monolithic corporation, but we currently have no agreements with anybody in Nascar. In fact, we haven’t had any official sponsorship since that weird AARP deal we did with Jeff Gordon, which even WE didn’t understand at the time.”
Nascar has seen a sharp uptick in searches associated with “Chase” and “the Chase”, with the sport moving back to the so-called “Chase” post-season format in 2026. Furthermore, two of the Cup Series’ top drivers are Chase Elliott and Chase Briscoe.
“We wish nothing but the best for Mr. Elliott and Mr. Briscoe, although we have no financial or promotional relationship with either driver”, the statement read. “Actually, Briscoe is sponsored by a competitor of ours, so we wish him less than the best—like when you order a burger at Five Guys and they put mushrooms on it by mistake.”
The banking firm did not rule out a formal relationship with Nascar down the road.
“We’re always looking at new ways to connect with customers and prospective customers, so we might do some business in the motorsports field in the future”, the statement said. “But hey—it’s not 2005, so we’ll make our own decisions on if we should get involved in Nascar.”
When reached for comment about Chase, Elliott responded with “That’s my name! Well, not really.”
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