Recently Joe Gibbs Racing announced a contract extension with driver Denny Hamlin. Here’s some of the details from the new agreement:
—Preferred parking space at JGR race shop, specifically between Joe Gibbs’s parking space and the guy who plans out Joe Gibbs’s polo shirts’ parking space.
—Allowance to say “Christopher Bell, yer a Ding-Dong!” twice per year.
—$500 gift card to Bob’s Disposable Furniture store of his choice.
—Use of three of JGR’s reserve engineers to fix the dozens of 23XI cars wrecked by Riley Herbst.
—Automatic 1st overall pick in the JGR Fantasy Football Draft on August 31st.
—Free use of the old JGR logo instead of the current “someone actually designed this on purpose” logo.
—Allowed to ignore Ty Gibbs on the weekday of his choosing.
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