It was recently announced that longtime Nascar on Fox director Artie Kempner will be moving to ESPN to direct Monday Night Football. Given Fox’s Nascar coverage, here’s what we can expect:
—An extremely irritating bumpkin color commentator, otherwise best-known for being involved in a cheating scandal.
—Making a big deal about going “through the field”, focusing on the effects the game is having on each yard-line.
—“Crank It Up”, an annoucerless segment where viewers can bask in the cheering of the fans (well, not at Cleveland Browns games of course).
—Zip-line camera shots to get really, really close-up zooms of a head coach covering his mouth with a play-calling card.
—Constant promotion of competing leagues despite having disparate fan bases.
—Fair and balanced coverage of each team, unless Rick Hendrick becomes an owner.
—And, of course, what Nascar on Fox is best-known for: missing on-field action for commercials!
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