Special Protective Advance Defense Department Detachment (SPAD3) Racing is proud to announce that a new sponsor has joined their team for the rest of the season—Giant Hypnosis Services.
“We’re proud to bring such a dynamic new partner to the team”, said SPAD3 Racing public relations director Stacey Fox. “Hypnosis has so many uses, from everyday applications like cutting ahead in line at the DMV, to helping to overthrow a dictatorship. Its so versatile.”
SPAD3 Racing has already begun using Giant Hypnosis Services around the shop.
“We got some introductory courses and a really useful hypo-coin”, said team principal Kent Simms. “We were having a little, well, lets say ‘disagreement’ with our crew chief (Mike Henshaw) and after introducing him to some of these new methods, he fell right in line.”
The team has said their use of hypnotism is only starting.
“There’s so many uses in motorsports for hypnotism”, said marketing director Ed Calloway. “We’ve been talking to our spotter about ‘convincing’ the other spotters there’s a slew of wrecks on the tracks. And Operation Saint Cowboy should be a cinch now.”
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