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Uncle Max vs. Last Year’s Winners: The Preview


OK, let me get this off my chest right away: I’m pissed.
No, I’m not pissed because I got passed over for the promotion at work.
No, I’m not pissed because the rent for my townhouse is going up 10% next month.
No, I’m not pissed because my girlfriend of three months just broke up with me over “The Super Bowl Party Incident”.
I’m pissed because my very own nephew lied to me for two years.
For two whole seasons I thought I was picking against a trained Nascar handicapper in Mystery Picker.  And then I find out at the end of last season that it was my nephew rolling a freaking 60-sided die?!?
Well, revenge is in order.
This year I’ll be proving that I can beat the greatest prognosticator of them all—past performance.

Every week I’ll pick against who won last year in Cup and see how I do.  I’ll prove that my predictions can beat anybody, any system, AND any joke.