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Spade Racing Shopping Network--Cookie Cutter Cookie Cutter


An offseason journey through the best buys, premiere products, and special specials for Nascar fans.


Here’s a perfect item for you bakers out there—a cookie cutter cookie cutter!  That’s right, a cookie press shaped like Atlanta Motor Speedway, Kentucky Motor Speedway, Charlotte Motor Speedway—all your favorite Bruton Smith tracks!  

And hey—break off the removable dogleg attachment, and you can make cookies in the shape of Chicagoland or Kansas!
While you’re baking your kitchen will be filled with the wonderful smells of fresh-baked cookies, while you wonder “Why did they make all these tracks alike?”, “Why didn’t they build a replica of Bristol”, and “Why is my smoke alarm beeping again?”.

And your guests are sure to love your thoughtfulness—you’ll be hearing old racing fans complain about how Nascar died when they took Rockingham and North Wilkesboro off the schedule through your whole Christmas party!
To order call 1-800-POOR-PLANNING.  Offer void in Sonoma and Watkins Glen, no CODs or Z-Max accepted as payment.


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