An offseason journey through the best buys, premiere products, and special specials for Nascar fans.
Have you always wanted to sit behind the wheel of a Nascar race car? Ever fantasize about wheeling a Ford, Chevy, or Toyota around the high banks of a race track? Well, some places might offer you ten or twenty laps by yourself, but not at Rick Ware Racing!
That’s right—for a small upfront payment, YOU can reserve your spot in the 53 Cup car for 2020! Fulfill your dreams! Impress your friends! Get interviewed by weird independent podcasts! And that’s not all!
Bring sponsorship and we’ll let YOU ruin a contender’s race! Get in their way! Get pilloried on social media! Claim that Ryan Newman does it all the time! Its all yours for the taking!
Please note that all purchasers must have a valid Nascar license, proper racing equipment, and a cashier’s check. Team reserves the right to remove you from the car if JGR needs “seat time” for Brandon Jones next year.
Fulfill your dreams in the least-impactful way possible—become a backmarker for RWR today!!!
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