With James Finch whining again about how much money he's spending on his mostly-unsponsored race team, it looks like Phoenix Racing will shut down after Indy…UNLESS they find a buyer. While the chances of James changing his mind are, well, good, he could still need some help in locating a new owner. Here's some people who could fit the bill:
Zydrunas Ilgauskas: Well, if one former injury-plagued Cleveland Cavaliers center can own a team, why not another?
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Jennifer Jo Cobb: Its all part of a sting--we put her in charge, leave the hauler out at night, then BAM!-Mike Garvey gets caught red-handed!
Ted Turner: He ruined animation, old movies, pro wrestling, baseball, and tv news, so why not Nascar as well?
John Wes Townley's Dad: So this way John Wes Townley can move up to spinning out and finishing 35th in Cup. (And yes, John Wes Townley's dad has a name: John Wes Townley's Dad!).
Brad Keselowski: Well, to be fair, Haas CNC Racing had fewer wins than Phoenix Racing does now when they got Tony Stewart to buy in.
A Former Team Owner: Tim Beverley! Raymond Beadle! A Stavola Brother or Two! Felix Sabat--oh, wait, he still owns a team.