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Michael Waltrip on Top 10 Finish: "Aaron's Aaron's Toyota Aaron's"




One of the many surprises at the end of the Coke Zero 400 was part-time driver/full-time owner Michael Waltrip coming home in 7th place.  An elated Waltrip shouted "WOOO!!! AARON'S!" over the radio upon finishing the race unscathed.
"Aaron's Aaron's Toyota Aaron's", Waltrip said to reporters upon exiting the car.  "Aaron's Napa Aaron's Aaron's N-n-n-n-Napa Know How Aaron's."
"Aaron's Aaron's Ken Butler Aaron's 5-Hour Energy Aaron's", Waltrip continued.  "Aaron's Aaron's Aaron's AAA Aaron's Christmas in July Aaron's!!!"
When asked for his take on the rather uneventful three-quarters of the event, Waltrip explained, "Well, Aaron's Aaron's Aaron's these cats Aaron's Lucky Dog at Aaron's."
Waltrip completed his post-race interview with, "Aaron's Aaron's Aaron's Aaron's my life is a lie Aaron's Aaron's Aaron's."
David Reutimann, who came home a surprising 10th place, gestured towards Waltrip and wondered aloud, "THIS guy was in charge of my career for five years?", then was asked about Danica Patrick for an hour.


*by "exclusive", I mean, "what I think he might have said"