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Spade Racing Network--Coming to a UHF Station Near You!

Some of you might think that Speed is your only source for Nascar coverage on TV--oh no! Spade Racing Network--currently available to a percentage of cable and satellite subscribers*--provides top-notch racing coverage throughout the week. And, unlike those guys at Speed, we promise you ZERO Waltrips!

*--actual percentage: 0%


Sample SPN Schedule--Monday Evening-Tuesday Afternoon


6pm NASCAR RACE SPOKE Unlike some other networks, we go for the hottest news from the REAL center of racing--Denver, Colorado! Tonight, watch for our in-depth biography on the Furniture Row Racing Assistant Marketing Director, and our candid conversation with the guy who delivers Furniture Row Racing's FedEx packages.


7pm START AND PARK ROUNDTABLE Joe Nemechek, Reed Sorenson and Michael McDowell give us insight into their race weekend.


7:05pm BARNETT-JOHNSON AUTO AUCTION Live from Phoenix, we bring you gavel-to-gavel coverage of the selling of some classic Nascar vehicles. Tonight: Lake Speed's 1987 Wynn's Oldsmobile, driven at Dover and Bristol (twice), and Felix Sabates' Coors Light Hauler from 1995.


8pm I'M BOARD Reporter/Anchor Scott Wilson reads the best of the best posts from the internet message boards. Only HERE can you hear someone say "Are Danika's b00bs real?" out loud.


9pm HOT AIR VIADUCT WITH MIKE MACKLER Network Owner/Janitor Mike Mackler answers call-in questions, usually relating them to how everything in his life went wrong after he wasn't allowed to take Spanish in High School.


10pm BRIAN FRANCE PRESENTS THE BEST OF NASCAR'S TOURING SERIES Nascar's Chairman guides you through the weekend's action that you may have missed. Tonight, in the spotlight: The Sinclair Northeastern Southwestern Series.


11pm A HARD LOOK WITH MIKE MACKLER Our intrepid Network Owner/Caterer interviews the leader of Women for Breastfeeding on the Kasey Kahne controversy and desperately tries to avoid "making it weird".


11:30pm 30 MINUTES WITH SCOTT WILSON Ace reporter Scott Wilson asks the tough questions, like, "Brian Scott, what's his deal?" and, "No, really, what's Brian Scott's deal?" Tonight's guest: Brian Scott.


Midnight MIKE HELTON AFTER DARK Nascar's CEO lets his hair (and mustache down) by hosting this free-flowing talk show. Tonight's guests: Emo band SadSadSad challenges Helton to a "Frown-Off"


1am GOODY'S 500 INSTANT REACTION (Replay) Sure we can't get the rights to most races. But we CAN show you how the REAL fans react to the on-track action! This is the only place to hear what's on the fans' minds, like, "What happened, I fell asleep".


5am GAIN WEIGHT NOW! ASK ME HOW! (Paid Programming) Hosted by Jimmy Spencer.


5:30am COLUMBIAN BUTT LIFT! (Paid Programming) Hosted by Juan Pablo Montoya.


6am EVADING HARASSMENT CHARGES THE JPM WAY! (Paid Programming) Hosted by Juan Pablo Montoya.


6:30am SERVE YOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE FAST! (Paid Programming) Hosted by Juan Pablo Montoya.


7am SPORTSCENTER REPLAY Looped coverage of the 90-second video package of Marty Smith reporting on Jimmie Johnson's mindset going into Texas.


8am SCOTT WILSON ON ASSIGNMENT Our investigative reporter provides a detailed look at Dave Despain's recent trip to Martinsville for Dave Despain On Assignment.


9am TRUCK SERIES CLASSICS That one race from, like, 1996 where it looked like Mike Skinner wasn't gonna win but then he did.


11am LUKAS GOIL OFF THE EDGE A realistic look at drivers living the wild life. Today: Mark Martin forgets to take his vitamins but doesn't go back to the house, and Travis Kvapil goes by 10 gas stations with his car on "E".


11:30am NBS 24/7, A LOOK BACK I still can't believe that Tim Fedewa, Casey Atwood, AND David Stremme were all available!


Noon MACK OF SPADES PRESENTS THE MID-DAY BOOTLEG MOVIE Today's feature presentation: Nights of Lightning. Hot shot Nashcar driver Colt Triple and crew chief Harold Hague try to outrun rivals Roady Berms and Rush Willard.


2pm THE 11 We go a step further than the Speed boys with OUR Top 10--er, 11, Lists. Today: Top 11 Sauters.


2:30pm THE 11 We go a step further than the Speed boys with OUR Top 10--er, 11, Lists. Today: Top 11 Goodys Dash Series Drivers to Never Win a Championship.


3pm GO GO HIDEO HAPPY FAST GO (American Television Premiere, with subtitles) Can intrepid pioneer Hideo Fukoyama succeed in the crazy world of Nascar? (Spoiler Alert: No).


5pm NASCAR 34TH PLACE LANE (Replay) Intrepid reporter Scott Wilson again tries to get this week's 34th-place finisher to do an in-depth interview.