This is a parody
In response to criticism of their new marketing slogan “Hell Yeah”, Nascar has unveiled a new alternative marketing slogan for the upcoming 2026, “Heck Yes”.
“We at Nascar are all about inclusion, and we’re pleased-as-punch to offer ‘Heck Yes’, our inoffensive alternative to the other slogan”, said Nascar marketing spokesman Justin Steiner. “We’re just so gosh-darn happy to show that we’re for everyone, even those who don’t like to say H-E-double-hockey sticks out loud.”
The bowdlerized slogan will appear in specifically targeted ad campaigns, reaching out to those who are offended by the mere mention of a mild curse word.
“Going in the 2026 Daytona 500, we’ll partner with Son of a Gun protectant to offer the dadgum fan with the most freaking intensity a lifetime supply of fudge. Because you don’t have to say a certain world that rhymes with ‘smell’ to enjoy Nascar!”, Steiner said.
At this point Steiner explained that the previously-announced “Hell Yeah” campaign will still be going forward.
“We’ll still be using the ‘You-know-what Yeah’ campaign, but we’ll be restricting its use. We’ll make sure that nobody who can possibly be offended by the four-letter-word will be exposed to such friggin adult language. By jove, it’s a great day to be a Nascar fan, eh what?”
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