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Las Vegas Race Picks: Uncle Max vs. 13th Place


Well, I’m all ready for Christmas at work (and yes, we have a Hanukkah endcap as well).  These corporate visits get more annoying every year.  I *know* they have to find SOMETHING wrong to justify their existence, but really—marking us down for a bent shelving unit that THEY paid for?  Bah!

Anyways, we’re down to four weekend left in the season, and I’m really hoping to break this tie with Thirteenth Place.  Nobody likes a tie—not gamblers, not players, and not even racers (although such a thing is statistically impossible).  On the plus side, at least I’m not at the whims of chance—just my own judgement.


TRUCK SERIES (6 wins): off


Saturday Night XFINITY SERIES (5 wins) AMBETTER HEALTH 302: COLE CUSTER—how can there be a “302” race and it’s not in Delaware?!?


Sunday CUP SERIES SOUTH POINT 400: 13th Place (2 win) Picks KYLE BUSCH.  FAVORITE (2 wins): CHASE ELLIOTT—watch some people claim this is a “make good” for last week’s DQ of Alex Bowman. NEXT FAVORITE: CHRISTOPHER BELL—hard to believe the driver second in points hasn’t won since New Hampshire—thanks, bizarre points system.  DARK HORSE: TY GIBBS—the breakthrough win has to happen soon, right?



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Spade Racing Opens a Box of 2024 Donruss Cards, Pack 10 of 24


PACK 10: A piece of a tire, some animal fire, and a bit of a liar


FIRST LOOK: Here’s our first “insert” of the box—a piece of Brennan Poole’s tire.  Funny thing is, this small piece of rubber is probably still more valuable than a DC Solar generating unit!


TO THE BACK: Maybe get a more-intimidating looking pic if you’re going to show drivers as wolves, bears, or snakes.


SAY WHAT?: “When they call me a race car driver, that’s a bit of a stretch”.

RATING: 7 springs out of 10 



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NASCAR ROTY RANKINGS 2012: Ranking the Rookie of the Year Classes Through the Years



Steven Leicht
Join me as we take a look at every NASCAR Cup Rookie of the Year class from 1972 (the start of the modern era) through 2021, going from the worst to the first in terms of overall careers of each year’s rookie class.

2012

Winner: Stephen Leicht (Circle Sport).  Runner Up: Josh Wise (Front Row).  Aborted Attempts: Timmy Hill

How their careers turned out: The third straight year of terrible ROTY battles finished up with The Battle of the Backmarkers, as one-time Xfinity Series race winner Stephen Leicht—despite starting the season without a ride—beat out future Dogecoin driver Josh Wise.  These things happen when there simply aren’t any open Cup rides, folks.

“Fun” “Fact” about the winner: Stephen Leicht made such an impression on the Cup Series that he didn’t make another start there until 2017.  Yeah.

Ranking: #48 out of 50


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The 23XI/FRM Lawsuit Explained (kinda)


The eyes of the greater sports world have been focused recently on the NFL regular season… and not much else.  So what else is new, right?  Well, bubbling below the football-covered surface is a major lawsuit involving Nascar, two of its teams, and a challenge to the very structure of the 76 year old organization.  Here’s a breakdown by someone with little to no law experience other than occasionally beating a speeding ticket in court.


The lawsuit was prompted by Nascar’s final “take it or leave it” charter agreement offer, which seemed to please no one in the team ownership ranks.  And while it was the usual sports business case of billionaires vs. millionaires, two teams decided to, well, leave it.


For those who don’t know, the charter system guarantees 36 entries for every Cup points race, as well as guaranteeing a certain percentage of Nascar’s media rights earnings to the teams.  I’m guessing that Nascar, if they could, would make the guaranteed amount “zero”, while teams, if they could, would make the guaranteed amount “all of it”.


Those two teams are 23XI racing, co-owned by Michael Jordan and Denny Hamlin, and Front Row Motorsports, owned by Bob Jenkins.  This, of course, means that the old-school, hardcore racing fans who’ve blamed the France family for everything wrong with the sport must side with the people signing Bubba Wallace’s checks.  To quote Bart Simpson, “the ironing is delicious.”


23XI’s management has called the current Nascar economic model unfair and competitive, pointing out that the France family controls both Nascar and a majority of the sport’s race tracks, not to mention certain licensing and parts distribution avenues.  So yeah, Nascar, remember how happy you were to have the world’s most-famous athlete joining the sport?  Well, that spotlight is shining directly on your business practices now.


The media seems to have already taken an anti-23XI/FRM stance.  Denny Hamlin complained about an interview on SiriusXM’s Nascar channel about the lawsuit being censored, while Ryan McGee of ESPN put out a bizarre column criticizing the teams for filing the suit shortly after Hurricane Helene.  Yeah, I don’t get it either.


What does the lawsuit mean for the short-term?  Well, I’m going to take a really wild guess here and assume that 23XI, Denny Hamlin, and FRM’s race cars are being inspected VERY closely these next few weeks.


Medium-term?  The teams are seeking an injunction that would allow them to compete with guaranteed spots next season until the lawsuit is settled or a verdict is reached.  Again, expect inspections of their cars like when you insult the TSA officer at the airport.


Long-term?  Well, the endgame of 23XI and Front Row remains to be seen.  Are they looking for fundamental changes to how the sport operates, or are they looking for a quick settlement to get them a bigger “piece of the pie”?  The answer is likely somewhere in-between, but hopefully we don’t have a team/sanctioning body split like IndyCar in 1996—I don’t feel like finding out who the Nascar version of Billy Boat is.


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Charlotte ROVAL Race Picks: Uncle Max vs. 13th Place (and Cup Eliminations)



EDITOR’S NOTE: Uncle Max is busy with his corporate store tour this week, so here’s his picks that he texted to me last night.


TRUCK SERIES (6 wins): off


Saturday Afternoon XFINITY SERIES (5 wins) DRIVE FOR THE CURE 250: SHANE VAN GISBERGEN—please note that this race appears to have nothing to do with Robert Smith.


Sunday CUP SERIES BANK OF AMERICA ROVAL 400: 13th Place (2 win) Picks TY GIBBS.  FAVORITE (2 wins): AJ ALLMENDINGER—sometimes the obvious pick is the best one. NEXT FAVORITE: MICHAEL MCDOWELL—“Home of the Big Mick!”.  DARK HORSE: MARTIN TRUEX JR.—going out a winner, and possibly with some Danica shade.


ELIMINATED: Austin Cindric, Chase Elliott, Chase Briscoe, Daniel Suarez.


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Spade Racing Opens a Box of 2024 Donruss Cards, Pack 9 of 24


PACK 9: More Brittney, winning lately, and not so friendly


FIRST LOOK: I’m really wondering if Brittney Zamora is just a creation of Panini/Donruss to sell more cards and/or be an elaborate inside joke.


TO THE BACK: “Overtime is winning time”.  Um, yeah—races don’t end in ties.


SAY WHAT?: “Dammit—don’t take my damn picture!”


RATING: 4 preferred racing lines out of 10


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NASCAR ROTY RANKINGS 2011: Ranking the Rookie of the Year Classes Through the Years



Andy Lally
Join me as we take a look at every NASCAR Cup Rookie of the Year class from 1972 (the start of the modern era) through 2021, going from the worst to the first in terms of overall careers of each year’s rookie class.

2011

Winner: Andy Lally (TRG).  Runners Up: none.  Aborted Attempts: T. J. Bell, Brian Keselowski

How their careers turned out: Nothing against Andy Lally or The Racers Group, but we’re basically talking about a road course ringer who happened to run a full season for a team one step about a start-and-park operation.  Thankfully 2011 was one of the most-exciting years in Nascar history, filled with first-time winners, a thrilling championship battle, and Kyle Busch being suspended.

“Fun” “Fact” about the winner: Andy Lally is a world-champion street luge racer.  Street luge, by the way, is that thing that always seemed to be on ESPN2 in 1996.

Ranking: #46 out of 50


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Spade Racing presents The Hero Card Project 2024 Part 8

 

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On March 15th, I mailed out to every major, mid-major, and minor Nascar team in the three touring series for Hero Cards, the free glossy card-stock giveaways provided by race teams.  Last week I posted my first responses, but I got so many this past week I wanted to post what else I’ve received!  See what came in below, and click here to learn more about collecting Hero Cards  

An autographed card from Young's Motorsports



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Talladega Race Picks: Uncle Max vs. 13th Place



I finally got the finishing touches on my store’s holiday displays—now I just have to wait for the corporate tour next week.  Needless to say, I’m exhausted, but I’ve been wondering lately: what’s with all these food delivery services being so damn expensive?

I’ve had to order through some apps with the 12-hour days I’ve been working, and I’ve noticed that WOW—not only is the food costlier, but there’s always fees tacked on as well.  And that doesn’t even include tip!  Sometimes I think we should go back to the old delivery system, but then again that limits me to pizza, Chinese, and that one random burger place that’s open till 2am.


Friday Afternoon TRUCK SERIES (6 wins) LOVE’S RV STOP 225: CONNOR ZILISCH—not to be confused with Zilch, the little-remembered assistant chef at Barth’s Burgery.


Saturday Afternoon XFINITY SERIES (5 wins) UNITED RENTALS 250: SAM MEYER—should be a lot easier for him to name his sponsors next year—Haas, Haas Tooling, Haas Outlet, Haas Artisanal Lemonade…


Sunday CUP SERIES YELLAWOOD 500: 13th Place (2 win) Picks DANIEL SUAREZ.  FAVORITE (2 wins): AUSTIN CINDRIC—let’s break that two-two tie with win number two for car number two. NEXT FAVORITE: BRAD KESELOWSKI—plenty of first names mentioned in the post-race interview.  DARK HORSE: AUSTIN DILLON—unPopPopular win.



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Spade Racing Opens a Box of 2024 Donruss Cards, Pack 8 of 24


PACK 8: A king, the thing, and a zing


FIRST LOOK: Jeff Gordon—there’s no question he’s A king, just not THE king.  Although I don’t know what Richard Petty’s succession plans look like.


TO THE BACK: The thing is that MTJ always knows how to contend.  And I’m just glad we get to see him go out on top, unlike…well, almost any other driver not named Carl Edwards.


SAY WHAT?: “Yes, yes, I know there’s ‘P’ on my head, very funny.”


RATING: 7 hot laps out of 10



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