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In a press release issued early this morning, Joe Gibbs Racing (JGR) corrected a recent announcement that driver Ty Gibbs would be running a special paint scheme promoting Reagan The Movie tonight. Instead, he will be running a special paint scheme promoting Raygun, the Australian breakdancer.
“We apologize profusely for the miscommunication”, said JGR public relations manager Matt Simon in the press release. “We will not be running any Ronald Reagan tribute tonight. Instead, we will be honoring breakdancer, lecturer, and researcher Rachael ‘Raygun’ Gunn, whose performance at the recent Olympics fascinated us all.”
The paint scheme (technically a wrap) will feature Raygun in her signature “kangaroo pose” on the hood, with the car in the Australian colors of green and gold.
“Raygun taught us all what you can do when you qualify for a sport in a country where nobody really cares about it”, said driver Ty Gibbs. “So let this be a lesson to all of you out there—as Americans, we can form our own Netball team and wind up with a free overseas vacation in 2032.
“Also, I apologize for the confusion about the scheduled paint scheme for tonight”, Gibbs continued. “Mistakes were made.”
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