NICKNAMES
Ricky Stenhouse Jr: The Dragon, The Krusher from Kroger, Mr Trapped in the Infield
Kyle Busch: Rowdy, Shrub, The Guy They Released Instead of Casey Mears
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Ricky Stenhouse Jr: Daytona 500 Winner, Two-Time Xfinity Series Champion, dated Danica Patrick
Kyle Busch: Virtually everything (Daytona 500, Southern 500, All Star Race, Brickyard), Cup & Xfinity Championships, made RCR relevant again
TEAM OWNER
Ricky Stenhouse Jr: George Smith, who may or may not exist
Kyle Busch: Austin Dillon’s grandpa
FROM THE SAME PLACE AS
Ricky Stenhouse Jr: Lake Speed!
Kyle Busch: uhhh…Kurt Busch?
POST RACE STRESS RELIEVER
Ricky Stenhouse Jr: Talking, then punching
Kyle Busch: Refusing to do interviews
METHOD OF INSULT
Ricky Stenhouse Jr: “Yeah, just definitely built-up frustration with how he runs his mouth all the time about myself. But I know he’s frustrated because he doesn’t run near as good as he used to, and I understand that. We’re a single-car team over here. We’re working really hard to go out and get better each and every weekend, and we had a really good game plan coming in. Our car was really strong Friday in practice. I was looking forward to running to the front. I think we had passed a couple cars there and I was excited for the rest of the night, and he ruined it.”
Kyle Busch: “BRING IT! I DON’T GIVE A F***! I SUCK JUST AS BAD AS YOU!”
HOW HE’D DO IN AN ACTUAL BOXING MATCH
Ricky Stenhouse Jr: Get whaled on worse than than Roush before Keselowski
Kyle Busch: Get obliterated worse than his Xfinity team did
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