Well, that was quite a to-do last week after the Xfinity Series race, eh? As someone who’s broken up their fair share of Black Friday fights in my store, here’s some tips for how to diffuse a brawl:
—Don’t say “relax”, “calm down”, or “chill out”. It just makes them angrier and you might get a shopping basket to the side of the head for your efforts.
—Grab them by the waist—too high or too low and you might have a harassment lawsuit on your hands.
—ALWAYS take them to the old storeroom with nothing in it. That way if you have to step away, there’s nothing for them to throw around.
—Feel free to smack the random customer who, long after the fight is under control, says “ok, that’s enough”.
Saturday Night TRUCK SERIES Pinty’s Dirt Truck Race: Stewart Friesen—time for the Canadian dirt expert to bring his Eh game.
XFINITY SERIES (1 win) off
Sunday Night CUP SERIES Food City Dirt Race: LAST RACE’S WINNER picks William Byron. THE ROULETTE WHEEL picks 14th in points Austin Cindric. FAVORITE (1 win): Denny Hamlin—one repeat winner deserves another. NEXT FAVORITE (1 win): Ryan Blaney—the “quiet start” finally breaks. DARK HORSE (1 win): Ricky Stenhouse Jr.—he DID come in 2nd place last year.
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