SPAD3 RACING UNVEILS SPONSOR PARTNERS FOR 2022 SEASON

Special Protective Advance Defense Department Detachment (SPAD3) Racing officially unveiled its 2022 corporate partners this morning with its 2022 primary paint scheme.

2022's primary paint scheme

“We’re proud to welcome Bank and Energy Drink as our primary partners for 2022”, said team principal Kent Simms.  “Bank is there for all your financial needs, and Energy Drink is available starting today at Convenience Store, located right near you.”

The #86 car will also have a pair of major associate sponsors to start the season.

“Well, you can’t run a car without Motor Oil, and that’s what Motor Oil is”, said crew chief Mike Henshaw.  “And really, in this day in age you can’t run a race team without some high quality Machine Tools.  And that’s what Machine Tool provides.  I mean, its a little strange that they have such generic names, but who am I to judge?”

Robotic driver MOXOC was said to be proud to welcome such widely-known companies to the SPAD3 Racing team, but was unable to comment in anything other than binary code.

“That MOXOC—we’ll have him speaking plain any day now!” Simms said.  “I should point out to all our fans that we did have options in who to partner with us.  I mean, we were on the verge of signing a deal with Victory Gin, but the timing was off.”

For more information on the team, visit its official website at SPAD3.com.