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Nascar, The Return: The Drinking Game




A special doubleshot of Lap Zero for Nascar’s real return to real racing!  Here’s a fun drinking game you can play at home or…in a field near your house practicing social distancing.
(Please drink and watch Nascar responsibly)

SIP whenever:
—a phrase ending with “…is back” is uttered by anyone

—the empty stands are shown

—someone at the track is shown adjusting their mask

—Mike Joy references something from iRacing besides Kyle Larson


DRINK whenever:
—Mike Joy references why Kyle Larson is gone

—someone blows an engine

—there’s an on-track incident involving Bubba Wallace and/or Ricky Stenhouse Jr.

—William Byron’s iRacing prowess is mentioned


GULP whenever:
—someone makes a bad 19 car COVID-19 joke about Martin Truex Jr.

—Mike Joy brings up mid-week racing from before 1972

—someone is seen sitting in the stands

—there’s a post-race shouting match that can’t turn physical because of social distancing


FINISH THE BOTTLE/CAN whenever:
—someone tries to take a drink with their mask on (and yes, this counts for YOU too)

—Clint Bowyer takes responsibility for a spin

—a team runs out of something (tires, drinks, etc.) and blames the Coronavirus


—anyone is heard cursing (the “seven dirty words”)