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Everything Clint Bowyer Blames Bubba Wallace For


If you’ve seen Fox’s coverage of iRacing action over the past month or so, you know that guest commentator/competitor Clint Bowyer seems to blame a number of issues on fellow competitor Bubba Wallace.  Here’s a full list of what the SHR driver blames the RPM driver for:

—wrecking him repeatedly
I think he also blames Bubba for his
itchy arm

—quitting in the middle of the race

—his favorite sub shop being closed

—his DVR missing the last few minutes of Episode 2 of “The Last Dance”

—Andy Reid’s Tommy Bahama shirts during draft coverage

—the left front tire on his daily driver being low on air despite inflating it the Saturday before last

—his local grocery store no longer carrying that brand of conditioner that doesn’t make his hair look “too brassy”

—that nightmare on Tuesday where he dreamt he was back in high school and had a final for a class he hadn’t been to all semester

—Bubba not competing in today’s race