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The world is a pretty scary place. Wars, terrorism, strife at home and abroad. These days it can’t hurt to be too careful. After all, you have an extra jacket in your car, right? You have an emergency supply of food in case it snows too, huh?
So why not have a backup citizenship as well?
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Today if your first opportunity to become a dual citizen by becoming a member of Nascar Nation. That’s right—a chance to proudly align yourself with a sport in addition to your native homeland. Just think of the possibilities:
Angry with the results of the 2020 US elections? Pledge YOUR allegiance to a racing organization led by the reclusive and evasive Jim France!
Tired of foreigners thinking you’re South African when you’re REALLY Australian? Well, nobody will confuse you with being a member of any other nationality when you show them your Nascar Nation passport—and accents are always optional!
Embarrassed to meet the new in-laws because you’re from North Macedonia when they’re from Greece? Well, localized international rivalries are no more when you proudly fly your Nascar Playoffs flag from your front lawn!
Get it all today—passport, flag, the whole nine yards. And the best part is, taxes can be paid by attending races!
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