Plenty of Nascar tracks offer iconic trophies, such as Daytona’s Harley J. Earl “Firebird I”, Dover’s Miles the Monster, and New Hampshire’s gigantic lobster. Here’s a look at some other noteworthy trophies from around the Nascar circuit:
Pocono: Bronze statue of Shecky Fineman, #1 Catskills Comedian of 1965
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California: Life-sized replica of an Auto Club Speedway grandstand seat…and just like in real life, its empty
Las Vegas: Coupon for $1.99 breakfast buffet at the Sands (valid Monday-Thursday 6-9am)
Sonoma: 1’x1’ patch of brown, lifeless grass from the premises
Chicagoland: Option to purchase intellectual property of Chicago Motor Speedway from Chip Ganassi
Atlanta: Golden-plated Chase Elliott Napa hat
Talladega: Diorama of drunk idiots throwing beer cans at Jeff Gordon’s car
Phoenix: Platinum dogleg
Kansas: Apology from ISC for building such a boring track
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