No post-race Burnout article tonight due to real life getting in the way--amuse yourself with this board game instead!
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Orange Card Deck
Inadvertently Criticize Dale Jr. Lose 2 points.
Blow off fan who runs a popular Twitter feed. Lose 1 point.
Yell at your pit crew over the radio. Lose 5 points.
Stare at potential sponsor’s bald spot. Lose 2 points.
Steve Letarte pronounces your name wrong. Lose 1 point.
Wreck during a commercial. Lose 2 points.
Leave pit road with loose lug nut. Lose 3 points.
Show up at practice with “flu-like symptoms”. Lose 1 point.
Say Winston, Nationwide, or Busch. Lose 2 points.
Blown tire. Lose 3 points.
Pit road speeding penalty. Lose 1 point.
Sneeze in your hand right before meeting Fortune 500 CEO. Lose 4 points.
Yell at your crew chief post-race. Lose 2 points.
Jeff Burton doesn’t like your strategy. Lose 1 point.
Three laps short on fuel! Lose 3 points.
Win a race…but fail inspection. “Encumbered”. Lose 1 point.
Bristol intro music get no reaction. Lose 2 points.
Criticized by one of three remaining Nascar writers. Lose 1 point.
Get caught in “The Big One”. Lose 3 points.
Potential sponsor goes Chapter 11. Lose 2 points.
Blue Card Deck
On the pole. Get 3 points.
Old sponsor contacts you on Facebook. Get 1 point.
Win the race! Get 5 points.
Random guy at bar is a marketing agent. Get 2 points.
Reporter takes pity on you and gives you a long interview on the pre-race. Get 3 points.
Influential Twitter writer calls your situation “an injustice”. Get 2 points.
Your situation is correctly explained by Rick Allen. Get 1 point.
Post-race argument you won goes viral. Get 4 points.
Pull a Brian Vickers and wreck five different guys at Martinsville. Get 1 point.
Gain 100 new Twitter followers this week. Get 2 points.
Jump the restart and don’t get caught. Get 3 points.
Mention you’re sponsor less in post-race interview. Get 1 point.
Your PR rep spends a whole day cold calling. Get 2 points.
Cameraman focuses on your family during National Anthem. Get 1 point.
Lose photo-finish race, but shake the winner’s hand afterwards. Get 3 points.
Old sponsor’s CEO winds up at new company. Get 2 points.
Come in first in some website’s weekly power rankings. Get 1 point.
Positive rumor on Jayski. Get 4 points.
Sub-12 second pit stop. Get 1 point.
Narrowly avoid a wreck. Get 3 points.