People are excited—and rightfully so—about the upcoming throwback weekend for Nascar at Darlington, which will see virtually every team participate with a vintage paint scheme honoring the past of the team, sponsor, driver, or number. While looking to the past is all well and good, how about looking to…THE FUTURE?
1—Cessna Space Travel
2—“Tastes Bold/Less Polluting”
3—Tribute to the first two-seater car, driven simultaneously by Austin and Ty Dillon
4—Busch Maximum Light Canned Water
5—BorgClips Robot Haircuttery
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6—Whatever the car will look like in 2022 when Mark Martin makes his comeback
10—Soylent Green protein bars (made from 100% Green Brothers)
11—DronEx Drone Delivery Service
13—Geico Commercial Production Company
14—Financial Services Firm of Clinton J. “Clint” Bowyer, Esq.
16—No to Ortho insect rights advocacy group
17—Partsenal body part replacement suppliers
18—Paint scheme designed by Brexton Busch or his yet-to-be-born sibling, Brexit
19—SportClips Competitive Hair Cutting League
20—Euro General
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21—Motorcraft by Chrysler, a division of GM, a Ford company
22—Shell’s future promotion: “When Joey wins, pay only $4.99/gallon!”
24—“Chase-ing Your Self Esteem! Building Your Own Sense of Self on the Track” book release
27—Same logo, same co-sponsors, same banjo music
31—The car to be driven by Dex Dillon, the long-long third Dillon Brother
34—“Turn Ahead The Clock Throwback”, a tribute to the 2016 Cup Champion Chris Buescher
41—Haas 3-D Printers
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42—The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
43—Smithtek’s Ham-Like Substance Pork-Substitute Product
44—Scott Family Trust Beneficiary Fund
47—AJ Allmendinger School of Breakdancing
48—Lowe’s House of Robots
78—Tough-Luck Truex’s Voo-Doo Curse-Breakers
88—Nationwide is On Your Side, If that’s acceptable to you