After a duller-than-expected All-Star Race, Nascar has ramped-up its plans to make major rules changes for the 2016 season. Here’s a few of the proposed changes to the cars themselves:
“Trunk” filled with delicious Kool-Aid
Side-skirts so flared-out they look like bell-bottoms
New gauge to monitor tv ratings
Limit interior decals in cars with in-car cameras to 35
Real-time updates of NFL scores
Strawberry-flavored tires
Even brighter headlight decals for night-racing
Yellow light to illuminate for typical caution, red light to illuminate for legitimate caution
HEPA filter to clean dirty air
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