After a number of bad-luck issues to start the 2014 season (albeit with a win in his pocket), Kevin Harvick and the 4 team seem to be finding new ways to DNF. Here's a look at what the team is planning for the rest of the season:
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| Keelan & Chim-Chim |
--Guy parachutes into the car again, only THIS time, it's during a race.
--Keelan stows away in the trunk with a domesticated chimp.
--"Brown Flag Stop" after eating a day-old sandwich.
--Blocked-in on pit road after the first-ever attempt at a three-tire stop.
--Misses a race to act as John Wes Townley's Designated Driver.
--A piece of his eye gets lodged in some metal.
--Front grill gets clogged with pollutants (Dover only).
--Fuel pickup issues after Aric Almirola stuffs gas tank full with bacon.
--Oh, and he'll probably win again, too.