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| Painting done in the Dutch Mast-er style |
--When they removed Rick Mast from a wrecked race car, they had to perform a Mast-ectomy.
--If he went on a crash diet, he could've gone from full-weight to Half-Mast.
--He wanted to donate some of his winnings to build a hospital, but the builders never provided the Mast ER plan.
--Too bad he never opened up his food-themed travel agency, Mast-ications.
--I hear that his longtime pit crew members were nicknamed The Masty Boys.
--Rick wasn't particularly successful in Cup, but he was universally known as a good guy--a champion of the everyman, if you will. So he deserved to get a Mast Champion's Provisional.
--He had a brief cameo in a Broadway musical, but its hard to get your hands on this Original Mast Recording.