The holidays are over, people are huddled up inside, and Hollywood is putting out whatever garbage they made by mistake in 2013. Thankfully there's a few with a motorsports bent--here's a look!
The Legend of Hercules: Mark Martin performs his most-Herculean task yet: Trying to get Danica Patrick to succeed on an intermediate track.
Shadow Recruit: Phil Parsons searches for the next driver to pilot the Black Paint-backed car.
Ride Along: ESPN honors its memorable 90's commercials with this look at the 2014 season. It will air at 3:30am on ESPNU (between an interview with the head basketball coach at Northwestern Southeastern and a replay of the Beef O'Brady's Bowl).
Devil's Due: Michael Annett reveals how he has a full-time ride in Cup for 2014.
I, Frankenstein: A mad scientist explains why he sprung his most-horrible creation ever--Digger--on the public.
That Awkward Moment: About the time I kinda-sorta met Danica Patrick, I assume.