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| "Jimmie, I understand what its like to have people constantly misspell your name." "OK--but who are you?" |
OK, class here's today's lesson:
I am Jimmie Johnson.
That's J-I-M-M-I-E Johnson.
My first name is six letters long, NOT five.
I am NOT Jimmy Johnson. I am J-I-M-M-I-E Johnson.
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| Jimmy, sans hairpiece |
When you talk about Jimmy in Nascar, you're not talking about me, a five-time champion. You're talking about a big fat guy with a toupee.
When you talk about Jimmy Johnson in sports, you're not talking bout me. You're talking about a football coach who does embarrassing commercials now.
Again, that's Jimmie Johnson. J-I-M-M-I-E Johnson. Not Jimmy. Jimmie.
Next week: Kenseth, NOT Kenseths.