Mike Skeen's Girlfriend Slaps Brad Keselowski's Engine

In a season of disappointment and bad luck, Brad Keselowski needed a great run tonight to stay in Chase contention.  However, his chances might have been destroyed once Mike Skeen's girlfriend slapped the power out of his engine mid-race.

"I don't really know how it happened, but all of a sudden we saw this woman come over and slap the (heck) out of our engine", a dejected Keselowski said after the race.  "We don't know how she got there, or why she did it, but it really ruined our chances of having a good run."

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Skeen's girlfriend, who slapped Max Papis after today's Truck Series race, was not available for comment.  Nor was it explained how she was able to get from Ontario Canada to suburban Atlanta in a few hours.  "We were having a decent run, then out of nowhere, this crazy lady comes up and slaps our engine!", Keselowski explained.  "She dislodged two of our cylinders from the motor, and my ears are still ringing really bad.  I wish I knew what her problem was with us, or even what her name is."

Skeen's girlfriend appears to have been quite busy this weekend.  While it has not been confirmed, she was rumored to have been seen in Baltimore, slapping Sebastien Bourdais for rough driving.  There are also unsubstantiated rumors of Skeen's girlfriend stopping briefly in North Carolina to slap Gene Haas for hiring Kurt Busch for next season.

"We don't know who this woman is--heck, we don't even know who Mike Skeen is, really.", said a Nascar official, "but we'll definitely be beefing up security for next week's race at Richmond.  That reminds me, how is Nicole Biffle available to guard the garage Saturday?"