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Spade Racing Summer Blockbuster Preview



With the days getting longer and the temperatures rising, it means two things--its summer blockbuster season at the movies, and Wally Dallenbach is sleepwalking through six Cup races again.  Here's a look at the Nascar-themed movies coming soon to a multiplex near you.

The Lone Ranger:  Kurt Busch fights for his tiny, determined one-car team till the bitter end…or until someone offers him more money.

Despicable Me 2:  Brad Keselowski finally reaches the point where he's annoyed everybody in the Sprint Cup garage.
The female Kenny Rogers?

The Way, Way Back:  A.J. Allmendinger figures out the best way back to the top of Nascar--explaining to everybody that he ALWAYS looks like he just lit one up.

Pacific Rim:  Nascar's further attempts to build a race track in the Pacific Northwest is thwarted--again--by a hideous monster (Linda Evans).

The Hunt:  Martin Truex Jr. tries to end his days-old winless streak.

Turbo:  In this science-fiction/fantasy tale, viewers are expected to believe the unbelievable:  That people are actually interested in IndyCar racing.

The Conjuring:  For Bobby Labonte to win again, he's going to have to revisit what kept his hair like that through the 90's:  Black magic.

Girl Most Likely:  In this groundbreaking documentary, 500 Nascar fans explain why Johanna Long would success in Cup.  Consists of 500 scenes of people saying, "She won the Snowball Derby!".

The Wolverine:  Dale Jr. lets his hair grow out to become even MORE unappealing.