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| "This stuff NEVER happens to Brian..." |
Well, Brad Keselowski's car failed inspection…again. And he's been fined and docked points…again. And I'm sure he's going to make a vague accusation about Nascar being out to get him…again. It looks like the Penske crew won't be appealing this penalty, but they really should--just look at the excuses they have!
--All…Brad's…friends…know the low-rider.
--The team jumped for joy on top of the car to celebrate Jimmie Johnson's restart penalty.
--Was trying to drop the car on his ankle to spur another mid-season injury-fueled comeback.
--Shop crew hasn't been the same since noticing Iggy Pop in that Chrysler commercial.
--Something something Chad Knaus something clone something.
--Gen 6 car was incompatible with the Gen 2 racing surface at Dover.
--Brad slammed the car with his fist upon realizing he was in Delaware.
--Well, Miller Lite IS a "Low-End" Beer.