--Somebody's suing Nascar for being rejected from the Drive for Diversity program for being "too Caucasian". Man, if you wanna race so bad, why don't you go back to Caucasia!
--Sam Hornish: "Are they booing me?" Sam's Assistant: "No, they're saying, 'SideBOOOurns! SideBOOOurns!"
--Phoenix Racing is looking for additional sponsorship. It should be easy to find someone looking to spend thousands of dollars to support the most hated man in Nascar.
--Clint Bowyer's throwing out the first pitch at tonight's Royals game--I wonder how he'll be received by the team's fan.
--Now that we've had ARCA at North Wilkesboro, and ARCA and Trucks at Rockingham, what track should we bring back next? Texas World? Walt Disney World? Old Chicago?
--Does Good Sam have an evil twin named Bad Sam?