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NascarMania—The Main Event


The pro-wrestling world is taking time out from complaining about the WWE Network to complaining about the booking for Wrestlemania.  Thankfully, Nascar fans ALSO have something to complain about—NascarMania!  Here’s a look at the scheduled matches (card subject to change)

DARK (non-televised) MATCHES
Aric “The Cuban Missle” Almirola vs. Brian “The Proposer” Scott

John “No Label” Cohen vs. Travis “TK” Kvapil—Get out of jail free card on a pole match

FREE-VIEW MATCHES
Ty Dillon vs. Chase Elliott—Silver spoons are a legal weapon

Casey Mears vs. AJ Allmendinger vs. Martin Truex Jr.—Winner gets the GOOD engines from RCR

“Mad” Mike Bliss vs. David “One Hit Wonder” Gilliland

MAIN EVENT MATCHES
TV Title/Retirement Match: Michael “Gel” Waltrip vs. Jeff “The Mayor” Burton—winner gets the TV Title belt, loser has to officially retire from racing.

Cruiserweight Title Match: Danica “The Green Machine” Patrick vs. Justin “Gator” Allgaier

International Title Match: Daniel Suarez vs. TBA (note: “TBA” may mean Milka Duno)

Kurt “The In-Law” Busch & Tony “Smoke(d)” Stewart vs. Jeff “Four-Time” Gordon & Dale “JR” Earnhardt Jr.—winning team gets 5 minutes alone with the media member of their choice 

Carl “The Crusher” Edwards vs. Kasey “Raising” Kahne

Tag Team Title Match: Roush Express (Greg Biffle & Ricky Stenhouse Jr.) vs. The Gassy Ganassi Guys (Jamie McMurray & Kyle Larson)

Brian “The Dream” Vickers vs. Jimmie “Five Time” Johnson—no tv replays allowed


World Championship Match: Joey “The Breadinator” Logano vs. Kevin “Happy” Harvick